Causes of World War I

Austria:	Oi Serbia one of your lot killed our heir to the throne, now we gonna declare war on yo ass.
Serbia:	Bitch please if you lay a finger on my my huge mate Russia will fuck you up.
Russia:	Austria, get the fuck off Serbia. Now.
Germany:	Who the fuck you think you are Russia, starting on Austria like that, huh?
France:	Ooh a fight! Germany, you motherless fuck, if you attack Russia we're going to have to fuck you up big time.
Germany:	Fuck you France, we're going to invade you but to get there we'll go through Belgium 'cos it's a neutral country and no-one will care, certainly not the British, lol
Britain:	Germany, you get the fuck outta Belgium. Right. Now!
Germany:	Make me bitches